Gentlemen and squires these are a few (of many to come) vitally important points one needs to be aware of with your clothing and this season coming:
- Never ever ever hang up your jerseys, button up shirts and t-shirts. It is such a school boy error. You need to fold em, this will help maintain the shape and avoid that sagging look. No one enjoys a saggy bottom speedo wearer.
- Black and Navy work together, like cream cheese on a bagel, like jam and peanut butter, like whiskey n soda, gin n tonic, sunny and cher, limp and bizkit (you get the point). I personally prefer navy to be the accompanying colour and add some dark brown with it too, but hey, thats me.
- Dappernessisms - Dapper is super cool, find your inner dappernessisms and show it off whilst you can, push the line of dapper and ostentatious.
Embrace, go forth and kick a**, deal with it Rock 'n' Roll
Peace 'n' Pies