Give Your Feet What They Deserve!!!
Urge - Harry Fox's

Yesssur they have arrived, and in a big way. Unexpected, indeed, but nonetheless they are here and finally I say. SOCKS!! I mean dont get me wrong, I still frequent the secret sock and think it is vital to show the correct amount of ankle, but (and thats a big BUT), nothing screams "fantastico" more than a fancy pair of socks. Ask any innocent [or more aptly, lucky] bystander when they see a flash of a sock. Yes, Sock! One more time, SOCK!!!

Here are my simple guidelines of socks usage:

• Animal print - I bought myself a few pairs of different animal prints and they have gone down like a fat man to cake. Prints of neccesseties: Cow (check), Zebra (Check), and my new favourite Giraffe (oh hell yes - check mate)!!!

• Colour - 1stly a warning - Please do not ever wear plain white socks with black shoes, and vice versa!! This is the purest form of blasphemy!! Now, the two colours of significants (these are versatile and will go with any shoe colour): Pink & Red. (if you can get it in the argyle print - double points for you)

• Shapes and Design - Lastly, the neccessary socks for the seasons are shapes and design socks. I mean they are worn to be seen and why not make a flashy bold statement whilst you at it. Stripes are super duper and dapper enough for you not to get upset when you are requested to "....please keep the socks on!!!!" For the more conservative, you may use any Argyle Print sock.

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It's like feeding your feet banana chocolate sundaes!!!!

Everything else is Tabula Rasa.

Gentlemen and squires these are a few (of many to come) vitally important points one needs to be aware of with your clothing and this season coming:

• Never ever ever hang up your jerseys, button up shirts and t-shirts. It is such a school boy error. You need to fold em, this will help maintain the shape and avoid that sagging look. No one enjoys a saggy bottom speedo wearer.

• Black and Navy work together, like cream cheese on a bagel, like jam and peanut butter, like whiskey n soda, gin n tonic, sunny and cher, limp and bizkit (you get the point). I personally prefer navy to be the accompanying colour and add some dark brown with it too, but hey, thats me.

• Dappernessisms - Dapper is super cool, find your inner dappernessisms and show it off whilst you can, push the line of dapper and ostentatious.

Embrace, go forth and kick a**, deal with it Rock 'n' Roll

Peace 'n' Pies

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Everynow and then, phrases come into ones vernacular, and refuses to leave, like foreign relatives that decide to move in. At first its the bomb, exciting, you loving the new company, then they start to over stay their welcome, are always in the loo when u need it, eat your favourite cereal, leave their dirty laundry everywhere, scream when they are on the phone. Ye, you know exactly whom I am talking about, but at the end of the day we love them!
So I wanna introduce you to the new one, use it, abuse it, let it over stay its welcome, but embrace it, it will make you feel or fuzzy inside.

"Doyle*Thats*Shocking"

Shocked and horrified I stumbled upon a quote that read as following:

"Cowboys are cooler than Ninjas"

I mean really, com'on, who in their right mind actually can compare the two. Cowboys. really?!? Never!!!! Firstly, lets just state, if you ever compare anything to a Ninja, you clearly aint a Ninja (o yes I did), 2ndly ummmm NOOOO! Dont forget : "Every Cowboy Has Daddy Issues."

And in 'Honour' of ninjas (which I am) i wear Urge Randy's.

Peace n pies

BOOOoOOOM!

*exit in a cloud of smoke*